A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him. “Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out. The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it’d be a foot.
Why don’t dinosaurs talk? Because they’re dead.
The wedding was so beautiful. Even the cake was in tiers.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
What did the buffalo say when his son left? Bison!
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way.
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