Wednesday, September 18, 2019
With a murderer on the loose, it’s up to an enlightened bodysnatcher and a rebellious princess to save the city, in this wonderfully inventive Victorian-tinged fantasy noir.
“Man of Science” Roger Weathersby scrapes out a risky living digging up corpses for medical schools. When he’s framed for the murder of one of his cadavers, he’s forced to trust in the superstitions he’s always rejected: his former friend, princess Sibylla, offers to commute Roger’s execution in a blood magic ritual which will bind him to her forever. With little choice, he finds himself indentured to Sibylla and propelled into an investigation. There’s a murderer loose in the city of Caligo, and the duo must navigate science and sorcery, palace intrigue and dank boneyards to catch the butcher before the killings tear their whole country apart.
An Angry Robot release.
Monday, September 16, 2019
Her world was shattered by the Empire of Masks.
For the power to shatter the Masquerade,
She betrayed everyone she loved.
The traitor Baru Cormorant is now the cryptarch Agonist—a secret lord of the empire she's vowed to destroy.
Hunted by a mutinous admiral, haunted by the wound which has split her mind in two, Baru leads her dearest foes on an expedition for the secret of immortality. It's her chance to trigger a war that will consume the Masquerade.
But Baru's heart is broken, and she fears she can no longer tell justice from revenge...or her own desires from the will of the man who remade her.
SETH DICKINSON's short fiction has appeared in Analog, Asimov's, Clarkesworld, Lightspeed, Strange Horizons,and Beneath Ceaseless Skies, among others. He is an instructor at the Alpha Workshop for Young Writers, winner of the 2011 Dell Magazines Award, and a lapsed student of social neuroscience. He lives in Brooklyn, New York. The Monster Baru Cormorant is the sequel to the critically-acclaimed The Traitor Baru Cormorant.
On sale September 24, 2019 from Tor Books. 9780765380753. $19.99 USD
Sunday, September 15, 2019
A dinosaur detective in the land of unwanted ideas battles trauma, anxiety, and the first serial killer of imaginary friends.
In a world where Toy Story meets Sin City, a dinosaur detective battles his own trauma and a remorseless serial killer hell-bent on shaking up an already messed-up town.
Tippy the triceratops was once someone’s best friend: a sunshine-yellow toy detective imagined to help make sense of the world. But inescapable tragedy forced Tippy to be set aside – still loved, still Real, but now abandoned. So he found a home in the underbelly of the imagination, a place called the Stillreal. But friends keep disappearing here, and Tippy is left chasing a mysterious figure who can do the impossible – kill an idea. Permanently. With fear and anxiety already ripe on the streets of Playtime Town, Tippy must face his own demons before all that’s left is imaginary corpses.
Introducing a fantasy-noir of an entirely different breed…
An Angry Robot release.
Saturday, September 14, 2019
When destiny calls, there's no fighting back.
Kihrin grew up in the slums of Quur, a thief and a minstrel's son raised on tales of long-lost princes and magnificent quests. When he is claimed against his will as the missing son of a treasonous prince, Kihrin finds himself at the mercy of his new family's ruthless power plays and political ambitions.
Practically a prisoner, Kihrin discovers that being a long-lost prince is nothing like what the storybooks promised. The storybooks have lied about a lot of other things, too: dragons, demons, gods, prophecies, and how the hero always wins.
Then again, maybe he isn't the hero after all. For Kihrin is not destined to save the world.
He's destined to destroy it.
Jenn Lyons begins the Chorus of Dragons series with The Ruin of Kings, an epic fantasy novel about a man who discovers his fate is tied to the future of an empire.
"It's impossible not to be impressed with the ambition of it all . . . a larger-than-life adventure story about thieves, wizards, assassins and kings to dwell in for a good long while."—The New York Times
A Chorus of Dragons
1: The Ruin of Kings
2: The Name of All Things
JENN LYONS was a graphic artist and illustrator for 20 years and has worked in video games for over a decade. She previously worked on The Saboteur and Lord of the Rings: Conquest at EA Games. She is based out of Atlanta, Georgia. The Ruin of Kings is her first novel.
On sale September 10, 2019 from Tor Books. 9781250175502. $17.99 USD.
Thursday, September 12, 2019
Seven years after a financial crisis nearly toppled America, traders chafe at government regulations, racial tensions are rising, gangs roam the streets and corrupt financiers make back-door deals with politicians... 1799 was a hell of a year.
Thanks to Alexander Hamilton, America recovered from the panic on the Devil's Half Mile (aka Wall Street), but the young country is still finding its way. When young lawyer Justy Flanagan returns to solve his father's murder, he exposes a massive fraud that has already claimed lives, and one of the perpetrators are determined to keep secret at any cost. The body count is rising, and the looming crisis could topple the nation.
"A thriller with strong, multifaceted heroes and villains, tight plotting which rattles along in a city where you can smell the horse droppings and hear the authentic voices."—Patrick Taylor, New York Times bestselling author of the Irish Country Doctor series
"A superb historical whodunit. ... Effortlessly incorporates the political and economic background of the time."—Publishers Weekly *starred review*
"Fast paced and often violently brutal, this tale should please thriller readers who enjoy a twist of history"—Booklist
"A solid choice for historical fiction buffs and lovers of political plots."—Library Journal
PADDY HIRSCH is an award-winning journalist and online video host who produces the NPR podcast The Indicator from Planet Money. The author of The Devil's Half Mile came to journalism after serving for eight years as an officer in the British Royal Marines, and lives in Los Angeles. He is also the author of a nonfiction book explaining economics, Man vs. Markets.
On sale September 17, 2019 from Forge Books. 9780765399144. $16.99 USD
Tuesday, September 10, 2019
Is there such a thing as funny motivational quotes? Of course! I mean, why can’t we have a little fun and be motivated at the same time? Some of the quotes below are pure gold! Here are 20 more short and funny motivational quotes to help brighten your day:
21. “The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein
22. “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” – Terry Pratchett
23. “When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?”” – Sydney Harris
24. “You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” – Steven Wright
25. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” – Steve Martin
26. “Bad decisions make good stories.” – Ellis Vidler
27. “Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.” – Unknown
28. “Happiness is just sadness that hasn’t happened yet.” – Unknown
29. “I cannot afford to waste my time making money.” – Louis Agassiz
30. “If the world didn’t suck we’d all fly into space.” – Unknown
31. “Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.” – Dwight D. Eisenhower
32. “Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
33. “The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.” – Joe Girard
34. “Think like a proton. Always positive.” – Unknown
35. “When I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.” – Barney Stinson
36. “You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.” – Jack London
37. “A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” – Unknown
38. “Be happy – it drives people crazy.” – Unknown
39. “Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.” – Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
40. “Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.” – Franklin P. Jones
[Source: https://wealthygorilla.com/60-short-funny-motivational-quotes | July 2019 ++]
Sunday, September 8, 2019
"TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW."
In a Laundromat: Automatic Washing Machines: Please Remove All Your Clothes When the Light Goes Out.
In a London department store: Bargain Basement Upstairs...
In an office: Would the Person Who Took the Step Ladder Yesterday Please Bring It Back or Further Steps Will Be Taken.
In an office: After Tea Break, Staff Should Empty the Teapot and Stand Upside Down on the Draining Board.
Outside a secondhand shop: We Exchange Anything - Bicycles, Washing Machines, Etc. Why Not Bring Your Wife Along And Get A Wonderful Bargain?
Notice in health food shop window: Closed Due to Illness...
Spotted in a safari park: Elephants, Please Stay in Your Car.
Seen during a conference: For Anyone Who Has Children and Doesn't Know it, there Is a Day Care on the 1st Floor.
Notice in a farmer's field: The Farmer Allows Walkers to Cross the Field for Free, But the Bull Charges.
Message on a leaflet: If You Cannot Read, This Leaflet Will Tell You How to Get Lessons.
On a repair shop door: We Can Repair Anything. (Please Knock Hard On The Door - The Bell Doesn't Work.)