Punography

 Why is England known for being such a wet country? The queen has been reigning there for generations. 

 Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who? I think you mean "to whom." 

 What did the time traveler do when he was still hungry after finishing his dinner? He got up and went back four seconds. 

 What do you call a bear that does not have ears? B. 

 What do you call a fish that does not have eyes? Fsh. 

 Why did the skeleton decide to stay home from the school dance? Because it had no body to dance with. 

 What part of the chicken can you make music with? The drumstick. 

 Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days of the week? The rest of the days are weak days. 

 What do you call an alligator that breaks the law? A crook-o-dile. 

 What do you call an alligator that makes a living solving crimes? An investi-gator. 

 What does the ocean say when greeting its friends? Nothing. It just waves. 

 What did the beach say when the evening tide came in? "Long time no sea." 

 Santa Claus' helpers are known as subordinate Clauses. 

 She had a photographic memory but never developed it. 

 The two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord. 

 I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me. 

 The grammarian was very logical. He had a lot of comma sense. 

 A chicken farmer's favorite car is a coupe. 

 What do you call a person rabid with wordplay? An energizer punny.