Saturday, October 13, 2018
“Moore has created a brilliantly realised world here; his characters continue to get better with each book. It’s still exciting, it’s still fresh, and brilliantly vivid. Fantasy does not get much better than this.”
– Morpheus Tales
All four volumes of the extraordinary, and vivid Seven Forges series: epic fantasy to devastate your world. The whole brutal saga of Seven Forges, The Blasted Lands, City of Wonders and The Silent Army.
Collects the complete Seven Forges series: Seven Forges, The Blasted Lands, City of Wonders and The Silent Army.
The people of Fellein have lived with legends for many centuries. To their far north, the Blasted Lands, a legacy of an ancient time of cataclysm, are vast, desolate and impassable, but that doesn’t stop the occasional expedition into their fringes in search of any trace of the ancients who once lived there… and oft-rumoured riches.
Warriors from the hard-pressed land of Fellein go in search of the mythical people of the Blasted Lands – and are startled not only to find them, but that they were expected.
The emperor of Fellein is dead, and the newly-appointed commander may be the only one capable of keeping Fellein from annihilation, as former allies become a deadly threat. But out in the Blasted Lands, a more terrifying enemy emerges.
Open war rages between the kingdom of Fellein and the Sa’ba Taalor. Refugees seek safety and the leaders on both sides pursue their agendas while ancient forces take notice of the conflict and stir from their slumber.
The City of Wonders has been saved by nearly miraculous forces and the Silent Army is risen, ready to defend the Fellein Empire and Empress Nachia at any cost from The Great Wave of the Sa’ba Taalor.
JAMES A. MOORE is the best-selling and award winning author of over forty novels, thrillers, dark fantasy and horror alike, including the critically acclaimed Fireworks, Under The Overtree, Blood Red, the Serenity Falls trilogy (featuring his recurring anti-hero, Jonathan Crowley) and his most recent novels, The Tides of War series (The Last Sacrifice, Fallen Gods and the forthcoming Gates of the Dead). In addition to writing multiple short stories, he has also edited, with Christopher Golden and Tim Lebbon, the British Invasion anthology for Cemetery Dance Publications. The author cut his teeth in the industry writing for Marvel Comics and authoring over twenty role-playing supplements for White Wolf Games. Moore’s first short story collection, Slices, sold out before ever seeing print. Along with Golden and Jonathan Maberry he is co-host of the Three Guys With beards podcast. More information about the author can be found at his website: jamesamoorebooks.com.
Thursday, October 11, 2018
Time’s Children by D B Jackson
A time traveller trapped in a violent past must protect the orphaned child of a murdered sovereign, and find a way back to his own time in this astonishing epic fantasy novel.
Fifteen year-old Tobias Doljan, a Walker trained to travel through time, is called to serve at the court of Daerjen. The sovereign, Mearlan IV, wants him to Walk back fourteen years, to prevent a devastating war which will destroy all of Islevale. Even though the journey will double Tobias’ age, he agrees. But he arrives to discover Mearlan has already been assassinated, and his court destroyed. The only survivor is the infant princess, Sofya. Still a boy inside his newly adult body, Tobias must find a way to protect the princess from assassins, and build himself a future… in the past.
Tuesday, October 9, 2018
A Breach in the Heavens by N S Dolkartvens by N S Dolkart
Wizards war against gods to save the world, in the electrifying conclusion to the Godserfs epic fantasy series.
The End Times have arrived. For over a decade, the sorceress Phaedra has had a single, vital task: to keep the world of the elves separated from humanity’s. But when her world experiences its first skyquake, it’s clear that something is very wrong. Has all Phaedra’s work been for nothing? She’ll need a new plan – and her friends’ help – to keep the worlds from smashing into each other and shredding all of creation. Unfortunately, not everyone likes the new plan. To the God of the Underworld, destroying creation doesn’t seem like such a bad idea…
Friday, October 5, 2018
After being married for 45 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Forty-five years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa-bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But hey I got to sleep every night with a hot 26-year-old girl.
Now ... I have a $1,000,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 70-year-old woman. So I said to my wife "it seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 26-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems!
Thursday, October 4, 2018
Ever Wonder ... Only in This Stupid World ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the Store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front
Ever Wonder ... Only in this stupid world do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Ever Wonder ... Only in this stupid world do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters..
Ever Wonder ... Only in this stupid world do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Ever Wonder ... Only in this stupid world do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in Packages of eight..
Ever Wonder ... Only in this stupid world do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Ever Wonder ... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Ever Wonder ... Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Ever Wonder ... Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Ever Wonder ... Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Ever Wonder ... Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Ever Wonder ... Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Ever Wonder ... Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Ever Wonder ... Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Ever Wonder ... Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Ever Wonder ... Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Ever Wonder ... You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Ever Wonder ... Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Ever Wonder ... Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Ever Wonder ... If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Ever Wonder ... If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Wednesday, October 3, 2018
15 things to think about.
1. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
2. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
3. If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
5. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?
6. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
7. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians
denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
8. Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'
9. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
10. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese
mothers use, Toothpicks?
11. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why
don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
12. Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?
13. Why isn’t tossing and turning all night considered exercise?
14. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
15. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?