Worms

Worms

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon using worms.

He placed four worms into four separate jars.

The first worm he put into a container of alcohol, the second into a container of cigarette smoke, the third put into a container of chocolate syrup, and the fourth into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol . . . Died.

The second worm in cigarette smoke . . . Died.

Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Died.

Fourth worm in good clean soil . . . Alive and thriving.

So the Minister asked the congregation, "What did you learn from this demonstration?"

Maxine sitting in the back quickly raised her hand and said . . . "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service!