Catholic Parents

Catholic Parents

Four Old Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'.

"The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says ’Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ’Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, The four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, I have a daughter, she is SLIM & TALL, 40 D Breasts, 24" WAIST and 34" HIPS. When she walks into a room, people say, “JESUS"!