1. What’s the difference between a PFC and a 2nd Lieutenant? The PFC has been promoted twice.
2. Son: Dad, what was your favorite day as a soldier? Dad: The first time I sent some private to find batteries for the chemical lights.
3. What do you call a 2nd Lieutenant surrounded by PFCs? Lost. 128
4. A General radios a Colonel. “Got any smart Majors?” “Quite a few! Why?” “Can you send some over? I need to move around some furniture.”
5. What does ARMY stand for? Air (Force) Rejected Me Yesterday
6. What do you get when you drop a piano on an Army officer? A flat major.
7. Did you hear about the accident on base? A tank ran over a box of popcorn and killed two kernels.
8. Army rules: If it moves, salute it. If it doesn’t move, pick it up. If you can’t pick it up, paint it.
9. What’s the best job for babies in the Army? The Infantry
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