21. How do you tell if a vampire is sick? See if he is coffin.
22. What do you call fake spaghetti? An im-pasta.
23. Why did the farmer win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
24. When do computers overheat? When they need to vent.
25. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
26. Why can’t your ear be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
27. What do you call a factory that sells good products? A satis- factory.
28. What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes.
29. What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh.
30. How do rabbits travel? By hareplanes.
31. What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race? Ketchup.
32. What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
33. How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
34. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.
35. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? If it had four doors it would be called a chicken sedan.
36. Have you heard about the corduroy pillow? It’s making headlines!
37. What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships.
38. What was the frog’s job at the hotel? Bellhop.
39. What do cows most like to read? Cattle-logs.
40. Why did the photo go to jail? Because it was framed.
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