1. What’s the purpose of the propeller? To keep the pilot cool. Doubt it? Stop the propeller and watch the pilot sweat.
2. What do you call a deer enlisted in the Air Force? A bombardeer
3. A shortlist of problems reported by a pilot, followed by the mechanic’s response.
(P) Left inside main tire almost needs replacement (S) Almost replaced left inside main tire
(P) Something loose in cockpit S) Something tightened in cockpit
(P) Evidence of leak on right main landing gear (S) Evidence removed
(P) DME volume unbelievably loud (S) Volume set to more believable level
(P) Number three engine missing (S) Engine found on right wing after brief search
4. How do you know if there’s an Air Force pilot at your party? Oh, don’t worry. He’ll tell you as soon as he walks in.
5. What’s the ideal cockpit crew? A dog and a pilot. The pilot is there to feed the dog. The dog is flying so that he can bite the pilot if he tries to touch anything.
6. Which branch is the most patriotic? The Air Force because they are US AF.
7. What’s the difference between a fighter pilot and a fighter jet? The jet stops whining once you turn the engine off.
8. What do you call a large formation of MAC aircraft? A Big Mac Attack.
9. Where do rabbits learn to fly? The hare force.
10. Just because there are no complaints, doesn’t all mean parachutes are perfect.
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