Muslim Terrorists Suicides

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's have a look at the evidence:

 No Christmas

 No television

 No nude women

 No football

 No pork chops

 No nude women

 No hot dogs

 No burgers

 No nude women

 No beer

 No bacon

 No nude women

 Rags for clothes

 Towels for hats

 Constant wailing from some guy in a tower

 More than one wife

 More than one mother in law

 You can't shave

 Your wife can't shave

 You can't wash off the smell of donkey

 You cook over burning camel dung

 Your wife is picked by someone else for you and smells worse than your donkey

Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better. Well no sh*t Sherlock!.... It's not like it could get much worse