A flat chested young lady read an article in a magazine that stated Dr. Bumbutu in Africa could enlarge breasts without surgery.
So she decided to go see Dr. Bumbutu to see if he could help her. Dr. Bumbutu advised her, “Every day after you shower, rub your chest and chant, “Scooby doobie doobies. I want a bigger chest”.
She did this faithfully for several months and to her utter amazement she grew to a terrific D-cup rack.
One morning when she was running late, she got on the bus and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her progress if she didn’t recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said, “Scooby doobie doobies. I want bigger chest”.
A guy sitting nearby looked at her and said, “Are you a patient of Dr. Bumbutu?”
She responded, “Yes I am ... how did you know?” He winked and whispered, “Hickory dickery dock ..."
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