Japanese Sex

Japanese Sex

A Japanese couple is arguing about how they will have sex.

Husband: "Sukitaki. Mojitaka!"

The wife replies: "Kowanini! Mowi janakpa!"

The husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"

The wife is on her knees, literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"

The husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina tim kouji!"

I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this!
You don't know Japanese!

You'll read anything as long as it's about sex....
Sometimes I worry about you.

You're in need of serious help!