Saturday, October 10, 2020

Military Q&A, Part 2

How Do They Separate the Men From the Boys in the Navy? With a crowbar! How Do You Knock Out a Marine Drinking Water? Slam the toilet lid on his head. How Many American Officers Does It Take to Screw in a Light Bulb? Only one, but they do it from 30 miles away using laser targeting at a cost of $8.3 million. What Do You Call a Marine with an Open Head Wound? Ajar head. What Branch of the Military Do Babies Join? The infantry! What Did One Sailor Say to the Other When They Had the Same Problem? "We're in the same boat." Have You Heard about the Karate Champion Who Joined the Military? He nearly killed himself the first time he saluted! Why Was the Sergeant Upset That His Son Got an A in Math? Because he spent more time dividing than conquering! What Don't You Say to a Marine? I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to join the Marine Corps. What's the Difference Between Aeroflot & The Scud Missile? Aeroflot has killed more people.

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