Tuesday, March 20, 2018

ADVICE AND INSTRUCTION FROM THE MILITARY


ADVICE AND INSTRUCTION FROM THE MILITARY

01.) When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. - U.S. Marines

02.) Aim toward the enemy. - Rocket launcher instruction

03.) If the enemy is within range, so are you. - Infantry Journal

04.) A slipped gear could cause the M203 grenade launcher to fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular with what is left of your unit. - Army Preventative Maintenance Magazine

05.) It is generally inadvisable to eject over the area you have just bombed. -USAF manual

06.) Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo. - Infantry journal

07.) Cluster bombing from B-52's is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground. -USAF ammo troop

08.) Tracers work both ways. US Army Ordinance

09.) Five-second fuses only last three seconds. Infantry Journal

10.) If your attack is going too well, you are walking into an ambush. -Infantry Journal

11.) No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection. -unknown

12.) Any ship can be a minesweeper, ONCE. -unknown

13.) If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him. -USAF ammo troop

14.) Never tell the Platoon Sergent you have nothing to do. -Marine Recruit

15.) Don't draw fire, it irritates the people around you. -Infantry Journal

16.) Bravery is being the only one who knows you are afraid. - David Hockwort

Monday, March 12, 2018

NEW STEPHEN KING COMING FROM CEMETERY DANCE



FLIGHT OR FRIGHT
edited by Stephen King and Bev Vincent

An Original Cemetery Dance Trade Hardcover

Coming This September!

Also Available As An Audiobook From Simon & Schuster Audio!

Also To Be Published by Hodder & Stoughton In the UK!

Flight or Fright
edited by Stephen King and Bev Vincent


Fasten your seatbelts for an anthology of turbulent tales curated by Stephen King and Bev Vincent. This exciting new anthology, perfect for airport or airplane reading, includes an original introduction and story notes for each story by Stephen King, along with brand new stories from Stephen King and Joe Hill.

About the Book:

Stephen King hates to fly.

Now he and co-editor Bev Vincent would like to share this fear of flying with you.

Welcome to Flight or Fright, an anthology about all the things that can go horribly wrong when you're suspended six miles in the air, hurtling through space at more than 500 mph and sealed up in a metal tube (like—gulp!—a coffin) with hundreds of strangers. All the ways your trip into the friendly skies can turn into a nightmare, including some we'll bet you've never thought of before... but now you will the next time you walk down the jetway and place your fate in the hands of a total stranger.

Featuring brand new stories by Joe Hill and Stephen King, as well as fourteen classic tales and one poem from the likes of Richard Matheson, Ray Bradbury, Roald Dahl, Dan Simmons, and many others, Flight or Fright is, as King says, "ideal airplane reading, especially on stormy descents... Even if you are safe on the ground, you might want to buckle up nice and tight."

Book a flight with Cemetery Dance Publications for this terrifying new anthology that will have you thinking twice about how you want to reach your final destination.

Please Note:

Flight or Fright will also be available as an eBook from Cemetery Dance Publications, as an audiobook from Simon & Schuster Audio, and in the UK and related markets by Hodder & Stoughton!

Table of Contents:


Introduction by Stephen King
Cargo by E. Michael Lewis
The Horror of the Heights by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Nightmare at 20,000 Feet by Richard Matheson
The Flying Machine by Ambrose Bierce
Lucifer! by E.C. Tubb
The Fifth Category by Tom Bissell
Two Minutes Forty-Five Seconds by Dan Simmons
Diablitos by Cody Goodfellow
Air Raid by John Varley
You Are Released by Joe Hill
Warbirds by David J. Schow
The Flying Machine by Ray Bradbury
Zombies on a Plane by Bev Vincent
They Shall Not Grow Old by Roald Dahl
Murder in the Air by Peter Tremayne
The Turbulence Expert by Stephen King
Falling by James L. Dickey
Afterword by Bev Vincent

A Note from Stephen King on the origins of Flight or Fright:
Well, we were sitting around at dinner before a screening of The Dark Tower in Bangor, and there were a lot of people who’d flown in for the big night. I mentioned that I hated flying, and the conversation turned to various airplane stories, some scary and some funny. I said there had never been a collection of flight-based horror stories, although I could think of several (including the Matheson and the Conan Doyle, which are in the book) about the terrors of flight. I said someone ought to do the book. Rich Chizmar said, "I would, in a heartbeat." It took more than one heartbeat, but Flight or Fright is now a book. Bev Vincent, that incredible polymath, agreed to team with me as co-editor, and now the book—including several new stories, one by me and one by my son, Joe Hill—is an actual fact. Bev and I think it would make ideal airplane reading, especially on stormy descents.

A Note from Bev Vincent on the origins of Flight or Fright:

I was sitting next to Rich Chizmar in a Bangor restaurant when Steve came up to us with this idea for an anthology of horror stories involving flying. The fact that we were across the street from Bangor International Airport was especially apropos. Steve and I dug deep to come up with this collection of stories—some of them I'd read before but many of them I hadn't. It was a delight to find tales by some of my favorite authors that fit the loose theme and also to be introduced to several new-to-me writers who had published some chilling tales. Then there's the new stories by Steve and Joe Hill, both of which are terrific and disturbing contributions to this sub-genre. I spent 24 hours total on two flights to and from Japan while working on this project and I spent a lot of time...a LOT of time...thinking about all the things that might go wrong when I was 35,000 feet up hurtling through space at 500 mph in a torpedo with wings. Is it a little twisted that we hope this anthology makes a lot of other people equally nervous the next time they board a flight?

To be published as a trade hardcover edition:
• Printed on 60# acid-free paper
• Bound in full-cloth with colored head and tail bands
• Featuring hot foil stamping on the front boards and spine
• Printed and bound with full-color endpapers
• Smyth sewn to create a more durable binding
• Wrapped in a full-color dust jacket
• Retail price just $27.95

To be published as a Slipcased Hardcover Artist Edition:

• Each book hand-numbered and housed in a custom-made slipcase
• Personally signed by Bev Vincent and Cortney Skinner on a unique signature page
• Includes exclusive interior artwork by Cortney Skinner that does not appear in the trade edition
• Printed on 60# acid-free paper
• Bound in a fine material with colored head and tail bands
• Featuring hot foil stamping on the front boards and spine
• Printed and bound with full-color endpapers
• Smyth sewn to create a more durable binding
• Wrapped in a DIFFERENT full-color dust jacket featuring artwork by Cortney Skinner
• Limited ONE TIME printing of this special edition
• Retail price: $85

To be published as a Signed & Traycased Hardcover Lettered Edition:

• This will be one of the most unique editions Cemetery Dance Publications has ever created
• Limited to just 52 signed and lettered copies personally signed by Stephen King, Bev Vincent, and Cortney Skinner
• Housed in a custom-made box unlike anything we've ever produced before
• Printed on the same 80# acid-free archival quality paper we use for our high-end Stephen King Limited Editions
• Bound in leather with colored head and tail bands
• Featuring hot foil stamping on the front boards and spine
• Printed and bound with deluxe marbled endpapers created exclusively for this edition
• Smyth sewn to create a more durable binding
• Limited ONE TIME printing of this special edition
• Retail price: $1500
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Sunday, March 11, 2018

Kate Wilhelm


Kate Wilhelm has passed away at the age of 89. She wrote mysteries and science fiction and won several Hugos and Nebulas for her writing,

Her best known work is WHERE LATE THE SWEET BIRDS SANG and along with her husband, Damon Knight taught writing workshops and helped found both the Clarion and Milford Workshops.

Another creator of the field has left us, but will be remembered for her writings.

Tuesday, March 6, 2018